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centaursTesticle @ Sunday, November 20th 2011, 10:08 PM

D--> What is this f00lishness that my eyes have fallen upon

D--> My miniature hoofbeast...

D--> Kawaii, neigh, e%ceptionally kawaii...

Anne Dyari @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:12 AM

Hello

Oh man, looks like it's getting hot in here xP

Tree @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:21 AM

oh good can you like break ampora in half or something

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 6:41 AM

wwoww rude davve

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:27 PM

no hard feelings fish boy i just think it would be funny

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:30 PM

so wwhat youre sayin is you think it wwould be funny to see me bein killed

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:32 PM

did i stutter???

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:34 PM

-studio audience laughter-

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:34 PM

i dont glubbin knoww did you

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:37 PM

oh thats right i forgot fishdicks dont understand sarcasm

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:39 PM

oh is this another one of your ridiculous land dwweller things

kan told me about this

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:43 PM

if it was ridiculous the audience wouldnt be shrieking with laughter now would they ampora think about this

what do sea dweller audiences do anyway i mean life must be pretty boring down there

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:46 PM

by audience you mean that one land dwweller right

and ill havve you knoww that sea dwweller culture has a lot to offer to its audiences

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:51 PM

fuck you

that land dweller shit i mean audience member is the fucking boss of audience members

we dont even need anymore people shes got this shit covered ok

just tell me is it anything like the little mermaid because if theres hot mermaid chicks im in

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:53 PM

wwhats little mermaid

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 1:56 PM

something that i love completely ironically and dont actually love at all i mean i dont

watch

disney movies

yknow unless im being ironic

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:00 PM

i dont knoww wwhat disney is but im going to assume its somefin embarrassin

and also assume its somefin you enjoy completely unironically because youre not foolin nobody

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:03 PM

shut the fuck up ampora i know you watch troll disney

theres gotta be a troll disney i mean you have troll shitolas cage why wouldnt you have a troll legend as well

i mean disney isnt a legend im just being ironic obviously

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:05 PM

i dont knoww it sounds like land dwweller shit to me

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:06 PM

maybe ill ask terezi and we can watch them together

ironically of course

did i mention im being ironic

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:07 PM

davve do you honestly think anyone believves you

youre all ovver this disney fin you lovve it

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:18 PM

I BELIEVE YOU DaVE
(#1 dave fan girl audience member)

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:26 PM

eridan you just dont understand sarcasm bc youre a heartless monster who doesnt believe dreams can come true

i mean youre a fishdick dick fish with a fish

dick

fuck

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:26 PM

sup audience member how you doin girl

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:28 PM

OoOOooOOOoo he went there!!!...

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:28 PM

wwhat the fuck are you sayin davve i dont havve a fish dick

an wwoww are you reely hittin on the audience girl i thought i wwas the desperate one

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:29 PM

are you insulting my sexy audience member

is this the way you treat beautiful ladies ampora

no wonder you cant get any

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:30 PM

actually i think shes vvery beautiful i just havve more class than you land dwwellers

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:31 PM

I WOULD GET WITH YOU
(more fangirls in the audience)

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:31 PM

audience lady wwould you like to fill any of my quadrants i mean i wwasnt goin to say anyfin but since its been brought up i might as wwell ask

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:32 PM

I DOn"T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:32 PM

no no no no no jegus christ ampora youre going about this all wrong

you cant just jump straight into the quadrants thats sick man

you gotta take her on thed date first

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:34 PM

fine

audience lady wwould you like to go on one of your earth dates

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:37 PM

can I go on a date w/ both of you??????

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:38 PM

no

wwhy wwould you evven wwant to date that land dwweller wwhen you could havve this fin piece of troll all to yourself

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:39 PM

sorry sweetcheeks my schedules full of time travel and beautiful ladies

but eridan will go im sure he has nothing better to do anyway

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:42 PM

well ok then

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:45 PM

oh fuck she said yes

wwhat do i do noww

(Edited on November 21, 2011, 2:47 pm)

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:48 PM

just dont mention quadrants and youll be fine

youre on your own buddy

im gonna hit up terezi and see if she wants to watch some really cool action movies that definitely dont involve a chinese woman secretly joining the army to get down to business to defeat the huns

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:48 PM

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:50 PM

davve

maybe

wwe could all go on a date together

i mean if thats a thing land dwwellers do

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 2:57 PM

yeah thats

not something we do here on earth idk about trolls but

trust me itd be weird

look ampora you can be a total dick and a fish one at that but you got this bro ok

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:00 PM

do you reely think ivve got this

because i dont knoww

i think i need some morayl support

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:02 PM

eridan let go of my sleeve im not going to go on this date with you

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:03 PM

im not holdin onto your glubbin sleevve

i just wwant some advvice

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:04 PM

you both should go I have a gift card for red lobster

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:05 PM

red lobster you say

fuck it im in

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:07 PM

wwho needs red lobster wwhen i can catch you a wwhale

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:08 PM

and im out again

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:10 PM

wwait no davve you can havve your lobster

i mean im not exactly catchin the wwhale for you am i

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:13 PM

yeah i get that its just

that whale in finding nemo really speaks to me man and i dont think i could watch you kill such a majestic creature

shit i mean i dont want to spend my precious time with you

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:13 PM

I'm pretty sure hunting whales is illegal

and probably really gross

turntechGodhead @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:15 PM

ampora youre fucking this up already

caligulasAquarium @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:16 PM

fuckin hell you try an do somefin nice an it gets throwwn back in your face

wwhat do you wwant then

Detective Wolf @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 3:23 PM

dont pressure me >___<

centaursTesticle @ Monday, November 21st 2011, 6:21 PM

D--> I would gladly break him in half but it seems Kanaya beat me to that

D--> With a chainsaw

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:42 AM

Oh I sure did miss a lot didn't I???????? Ampora what did I say about you 8eing desper8? >::::) You're just proving my point!!!!!!!!

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:44 AM

sup vriska you seen egbert anywhere

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:47 AM

Nope!!!!!!!!

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:48 AM

damn i need his anime booty

caligulasAquarium @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:51 AM

davve do you wwant to pail wwith tez the audience wwoman or john

make up your mind

seriously howw am i the desperate one here

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:51 AM

Wow. ::::0

I never knew you had such feelings for him!!!!!!!! Color me surprised.

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:52 AM

i want all of them at the same time obviously

you know what ampora im feeling this how about you give me your anime booty too

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:54 AM

you too serket

lets get a fucking orgy up in here

caligulasAquarium @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:56 AM

davve this is all so sudden

i dont know wwhat to say

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:56 AM

Ooooooooh it's getting rather promiscuous in here!!!!!!!! :::;) This is getting interesting.

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 10:57 AM

8ut I'm sorry Dave I don't think you have what it takes to handle this 8ooty!!!!!!!!

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 11:00 AM

are you fucking serious

zoosmell pooplord can handle your booty but i cant what you are genuinely not making sense

i can handle anyones booty

anyones except my own

my own booty is too cool even for me

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 11:17 AM

No one ever said Eg8ert had access to this 8ooty. :::;) He may 8e capa8le of 8eing a friendleader, 8ut he still has a long way to go 8efore he'll ever 8e ready for this 8adonkadonk. Gaining access to this plush rump requires you to have undergone intense and vigorous training, after alll!!!!!!!!

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 11:37 AM

dont

mention plush rumps im still having fucking nightmares

all of them staring at me trying to get a scandalous feel of my restricted areas

no i screamed no but their ring leaders tooth shimmered in the light as he fondled his hat and said yes

those dragon things tz has are creepy as fuck i swear one of them is following me

(Edited on November 22, 2011, 11:37 am)

arachnidsGrip @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 12:01 PM

Well may8e it is!

turntechGodhead @ Tuesday, November 22nd 2011, 12:20 PM

maybe

yknow i think shes putting it there just to freak me out maybe she took lessons from my bro

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